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Thoughts on the Political Front

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After Rush Limbaugh issued an "apology" to Ms. Fluke claiming he used the wrong words and was trying to humorous, the next question should have been, What words should you have used?"    

Russ was caught coming across the border with a load of Viagra and he was also a drug user at one time.  He wants to see a video of Ms. Fluke’s involvements, so this places him in the pervert category.  It’s time for Marylanders to place some heat on WCBM.

Romney spelled backwards is “Yenmor”  and “ttiM” hasn’t made a statement that he can’t deny or back pedal on. Note, that he really has a feel for us commoners. Mitt too thought Russ used the wrong words and so Mitt, what words would you have used?

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Thinking of the Catholic hierarchy, if altar boys could become pregnant, the use of contraceptives would be a sacrament. 

Republican leaders refuse to place restrictions and regulations on large companies, big businesses, and oil conglomerates, but these same leaders don’t mind restricting couples in the bedroom.  I wonder how many jobs this would cost in the contraceptive industry, considering about 99% of couples use some form of birth control.  How come there has been no movement by the Republicans to ban vasectomies?

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It’s ironic that those who are pro-life are also pro-capital punishment.

About 25% of girls are sexually molested or assaulted by a family member including their father; if any these girls become pregnant, Rick Santorum claims it should be viewed  as a gift.

Franklin Graham is certainly not a “chip off the old block.”

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