There are some (and I'm talking a select few) who believe that on Dec. 21, 2012 the world will end at the undead hands of zombies.
I wish I was making that up.
In the event of an actual zombie apocalypse, REI wants you to be prepared with the 13 essential pieces of gear needed to survive a walking dead invasion, just in time for Halloween.
Aside from providing essential packing tips, the guide teaches you how to neutralize a zombie with a frying pan, use a signal mirror (for rescuing purposes) and set up a zombie trip wire among other helpful tips.
Personally, if I find myself running from a souless corpse in Timonium, I'm sprinting straight to the Continental Arms showroom. Fun fact: The gun shop, gun education center and range actually features zombie shooting targets... for practice.
But for those who prefer peace over pistols, REI Timonium is located at 63 West Aylesbury Rd.